Don't bother watching this shameful disgrace of a film

I rented this movie, and I have to say, it's rather...INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING. The acting was good, but the director could have at least took the liberty of making movie..based on the book! I mean, the events are all out of order, and the characters aren't how they are described in the book. Arya looks like Marilyn Monroe when she's supposed to look like Arwen from LOTR, Durza has a pot belly and BLUE EYES (when the book clearly stated he had maroon eyes), Brom doesn't even look like an ancient old man ( barely has any gray hair..probably because he shaved half of it off, along with his beard...) Uncle Garrow looks Dutch, and Angela looks like...a bewitched..prostitute! And Solembum-wait- Solembum wasn't even in the movie!The only thought that was in my mind half way through the movie was to take a gun and shoot the dvd player...then buy a new one to watch X-men. Darn you to heck,Stefen Fangmeier, because of you I am a broken child. I guess his intent was not to make the movie 4 hours long (which is thoroughly predictable)BUT IS IT SO HARD TO STICK TO THE BOOK?! Take The Lord of the Rings for example, they made it 3 hours long, but they kept to the book. AND THEY WON A LOAD OF OSCARS. So...I think I've made my point...my next move is to swear revenge against the screenwriters of this movie...and I will do that by making a better version of the Eragon..called "ERAGON" (with all capitols)...even if I have to keep viewers in the movie theater for 4 hours..oh well, bring extra popcorn and make sure u stretch your legs out once in a while.

Which came first-the chicken or the egg?

We've all heard the question "which came first-the chicken or the egg?" sometime in our lives. (If you haven't, then you either born yesterday, or spent your entire life living as an albino afraid of the sun). This question is seemingly impossible to answer, or so most people say. In a sense this belief is actually a fact. At first, you would believe that since chickens come from eggs, it would make sense that the egg came first. However, you would wonder where the egg came from, because eggs come from chickens. Then you think-"Wait, eggs come from chickens;chickens come from eggs. It's a cycle with no beginning, so there isn't an answer to this question! HA! Take THAT Dalai Lama!" Well,in my view, if you were to think about how an egg hatched, you may find a rather different answer. For example, an egg needs nuturing from its mother; without it it would not be able to hatch. If, say, God were to leave a single chicken egg out cold and alone, it would just sit there until it evolved into the first bare rock. So you now know that an egg can't hatch on its own. You may also know that chickens are the closest relatives to the dinosaurs, which makes them..pretty much ancient...therefore, if you were to look at the question this way, the chicken would have come first. Just to let all you know, this was my view of the question. It is not biased in any way whatsoever (though I do like eating chicken more than eggs...)