Saturday, April 7, 2007

Don't bother watching this shameful disgrace of a film

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I rented this movie, and I have to say, it's rather...INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING. The acting was good, but the director could have at least took the liberty of making movie..based on the book! I mean, the events are all out of order, and the characters aren't how they are described in the book. Arya looks like Marilyn Monroe when she's supposed to look like Arwen from LOTR, Durza has a pot belly and BLUE EYES (when the book clearly stated he had maroon eyes), Brom doesn't even look like an ancient old man ( barely has any gray hair..probably because he shaved half of it off, along with his beard...) Uncle Garrow looks Dutch, and Angela looks like...a bewitched..prostitute! And Solembum-wait- Solembum wasn't even in the movie!The only thought that was in my mind half way through the movie was to take a gun and shoot the dvd player...then buy a new one to watch X-men. Darn you to heck,Stefen Fangmeier, because of you I am a broken child. I guess his intent was not to make the movie 4 hours long (which is thoroughly predictable)BUT IS IT SO HARD TO STICK TO THE BOOK?! Take The Lord of the Rings for example, they made it 3 hours long, but they kept to the book. AND THEY WON A LOAD OF OSCARS. So...I think I've made my point...my next move is to swear revenge against the screenwriters of this movie...and I will do that by making a better version of the Eragon..called "ERAGON" (with all capitols)...even if I have to keep viewers in the movie theater for 4 hours..oh well, bring extra popcorn and make sure u stretch your legs out once in a while.

1 comment:

lozer4hire said...

ITS THE TRUTH! IF I HAVE TO I WILL EVEN BE IN YOUR MOVIE AND PAY FOR THE WHOLE THING! AND THIS TIME WE WONT MAKE THE ENTIRE MOVIE LOOK LIKE THE BUDGET WAS BLOWN OFF AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!