My little sister is a blood-sucking demon child...who just pretends you day "yes" everytime you say "no" and does whatever the hell she wants. She might as well not ask permission at all...hfuiahetfdhsatjhasuihfkwjgestjidsthjdnf....that's all I have to say. Here are five reasons why it's good to be an only child:
1. You know every piece of childish property belongs to you, therefore there will be no disputes about who had which video game..or...Barbie *cough*
2. You are not asked of anything that involves bribery or blackmail...siblings know everything it seems.(parents force you to do what they ask or they beat you with something...a bamboo stick in my case...)
3. No alliances against the eldest sibling (usually if there is more than one younger sibling)
4. If you lose something, most likely you'll know that you're the one who lost it...grown-ups never lose anything...or so they say...
5. NO MEANINGLESS NOISE!
Even now I think back and wonder why I even asked for a younger sister...I guess it was because I was 8 and unaware of destructive pests...but now that I'm going through my so called awkward teenage years, my eyes have been opened...only to see the world going up in smoke. All in all, I guess it's better to be smothered and insane than alone and insane.
