Tuesday, May 6, 2008

FrEaKiShLy HaPpY CaRtOoNs FrEaKiNg EvErYwHeRe





OKAY! WHO WAS THE FOOL WHO CAME UP WITH THIS?? This is the most pathetic, wallowing excuse of a kids TV show i've EVER seen!

FIRST OF ALL:

WHAT THE FRIGGIN' CRAP?

SECOND OF ALL:

THE STUPID ANIMALS ARE MADE OUT OF WORDS. THE DOGS HEAD IS A "D" FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

THE MUSIC SUCKS! YEAH, ITS TIME TO FRICKIN' BUILD A WORD. GO AHEAD AND SING UR LETTER ASSES OFF.

*****CHARACTERS:

1) SHEEP: the supposed actress of word world. She stutters. According to wikipedia, "Much of what constitutes "stuttering" cannot be noted by the listener; this includes such things as sound and word fears, situational fears, anxiety, tension, self-pity, stress, and shame."

2) PIG: the only animal who cooks in all of word world. He hosts his own TV show...apparently the ONLY TV show in word world. He makes corn by putting C-O-R-N in a pot and watching it materialize. Go friggin figure.

3)FROG: he collects boxtops. He invented the shoe apparently, and he his ego is as big as pigs butt of lard.

4) BUG: he lives in Frogs mailbox. If he was a human being i wonder how successful a hobo he'd be.

5)BEAR: the tomboy i guess, the only thing that'd tell you she was a girl are the eyelashes and her purple bow. Like a messed up-roseanne version of minnie mouse.

6)ANT: Pig's "best friend" .... o.o

7)DOG: the animals' best friend. He lives in a HOUSE all by himself...who gave him that right??? Bug's living in a mailbox, geez!

8)DUCK: why did he tell people he was illiterate? It's word world, saying you can't read is like straight to the gallows, good sir.

So yeah, giving talking animals (who might as well be matched up to human intelligence) the ability to make anything they want by just pushing letters together is...geez, wat are you thinking?! what if dog one day decides he wants to find out what G-R-E-N-A-D-E spells?

**ON A SIDE NOTE: hey guys, i know i haven't been posting up many blog entries lately, it's just my last post of Chris Crocker had knocked me out of sense and wit for however many months now...nah just kidding. Anyway, i'll be trying to post up more entries as soon as i can.