I'm so ashamed!

Darn my shameful ignorance! I just found out now, at 10:11 PM, that it is Friday the 13th. I am completely mortified! I can't even think of the right words to describe my embarrassment. It's like Miss America realizing her bikini was too tight..too late. Yeah, it's like that. I hope I can laugh about this when I am rich and successful...but the weak tend to remember horrid experiences