Let's Talk About Hair

We all know that the blondes and the brunettes have been militant and resentful towards each other most of the time. Take that one commercial about hair products for example: the two disputing sides were talking smack about each other. "Yeah, brunettes look so pretty...with their mustaches and all..."-The Blondes (figures...) But even through all of this rage and hate, there all still people who try to keep the peace. Some may say the red heads, but that's not always true, though. Red heads are an independent minority group...I doubt they would want to get involved with the conflict between the blondes and the brunettes. Some may say Lindsay Lohan, "Hell, she changes her hair color every friggin month! Black, blonde, red, brown you name it..." Well...yeah..okay...but Lindsay, in my view, only changes her hair color because she's confused and indecisive. Pick a color, Lindsay! I think that people like Jade Puget have hair that says, "Stop fighting, children! Be happy with the hair color God gave your peers and friends!"


Jade Puget-Guitarist for AFI