JEEZ!

I went to this freak-aquarium a couple months ago..for school, of course. The first thing I saw when I walked in was stuffed seagulls hanging from the ceiling. There was taxidermy EVERYWHERE. You name it, they killed it and put it on display. The craziest thing I saw at this freak-show was a glass case full of scat samples. And I hope you know what I mean by that. Poop. Crap. There was elephant poop, grasshopper poop, goat poop, and every kind of poop you could possibly think of. Fascinating they say. There is a special word for people who find examining animal waste fascinating. Crapologists. Crapologists who study crapology.CRAP. there was a penguin exhibit. There was a viewing place with cushions for the kids to sit as they see the caretakers feed the penguins. The pillows remained untouched. They were infested with penguin filth...most likeley. At the end of the day, I went to the gift shop. I hadn't eaten any lunch, so I decided to go buy some candy. They sold chocolate-covered insects and insects in amber. Who'da thunk that those crapologists expect to make a profit off of this...crap? In fact, who would want to see taxidermy and crap samples? I'd rather go to the zoo where the animals and their crap is behind bars...